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[Leo Yeh]

對號入座喔.............Andy那麼多....

Vincent Yeh 留

[AndyChu]

Andy很多，我是撇清不是我這個Andy

莫非您想說的是 : 不是自認 是大家公認嗎

[Leo Yeh]

美國Andy的流行性分析，排行約200左右
http://www.behindthename.com/top/sea...e=&gender=both

[kevintran]

英文女子菜市仔名前 26 名
1.Amy~愛咪 2.Jane~珍 3.Anny~安妮 4.Maggie~瑪姬 5.Lily~莉莉
6.Vivian薇薇安 7.Janny~珍妮 8.Sally~莎莉 9.Mary~瑪麗 10.Keren~凱倫
11.Lina~麗娜 12.Mariya~瑪莉亞 13.Linda~琳達 14.Wendy~溫蒂 15.Jenna~珍娜
16.Kely~凱麗 17.Rita~麗塔 18.Aiy~愛莉 19.Mareena~茉莉娜 20.Meeny~米妮
21.Serea~莎拉 22.Kala~卡拉 23.Ameily~愛密麗 24.Lissa~麗莎 25.Lusiy~露西
26.Manluddy~美樂蒂

有幾個名字好像拼錯了
7：Janny －》Jenny？
10：Keren －》 Karen?
12：Mariya －》Maria？
16：Kely －》Kelly?
18：Aiy －》Aly or Ali （Allison的縮寫）？
21：Serea －》Sarah or Sara？
23：Ameily －》Emily？
24: Lissa -》Lisa （Elizabeth的縮寫，有人縮寫成Beth）？
25：Lusiy －》Lucy？
26：Manluddy －》Melody？

[Leo Yeh]

A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we have no bread."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we haven't got any bread!"

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any bread, and if you ask me again and I'll nail your dang beak to the bar you irritating dang duck!"

Duck says: "Got any nails?"

Barman says: "No"

Duck says: "Got any bread?

:O

[Leo Yeh]

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and claims that her body hurts wherever she touches it.

"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."

The redhead takes her finger, pushes on her left knee and screams in pain. Then she pushes her elbow and screams in even more. She pushes her stomach and screams and then she pushes her ankle and screams even louder. Everywhere she touched made her scream.

The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?

"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."

"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."

[kevintran]

真的要幫blonde講點好話，我曾經有好幾個金頭髮的女同事，她們可一點都不笨哪（有好幾個是PhD）！Sharon Stone也是blonde，聽說她的智商很高呢！

[Leo Yeh]

這可能是傳統的笑話吧，有金髮正妹記得照幾張來...

[Yeh捨]

真的要幫blonde講點好話，我曾經有好幾個金頭髮的女同事，她們可一點都不笨哪（有好幾個是PhD）！Sharon Stone也是blonde，聽說她的智商很高呢！

有人例外..芭麗絲希爾頓..:P:P

[kevintran]

這可能是傳統的笑話吧，有金髮正妹記得照幾張來...

是的，我知道。只是替她／他們抱不平而已。